When I’m freshly shaven, people want to feel it.
I lost most of my hair when I was 19. I don’t remember what it was like to have it. Last weekend I found myself at Santa Pub crawl in Park City. When one man asked if he could rub my bald head, I obliged him. Then his wife wanted a piece. Then her friend was in on the action. I realized right then and there, after asking them, that these individuals had never rubbed a bald man’s head. I got to be their first. I immediately wanted more people having their first rub of glorious baldness be me.
I think i’m going to turn this into a feature and not a bug. I will try to keep some lotion or essential oils in my fanny pack for those wanting a little rubby dub dub. I really hope I can satisfy as many who want to know what it’s all about and touch it.
If you ever see me in real life, don’t hesitate, just come up and ask or don’t… go right for the rub. I love it, I really do. You may even get double fun if you run into me with this Nick guy below.
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I tell my wife not to be worried. My balding head is turning into a solar panel for a sex machine. Lol