A very recent personal experience has taught me that men need to pee outside once a week. I don’t care how you do it, just get it done. Women who know men…remind them of this necessity. In fact, you girls can also pee outside but probably stay closer to a tree or behind a bush. It’s hard to pull off the “I’m on a call over here in the corner of this parking lot” public pee trick that I can.
A good lifehack, never pee on a one-wheel in the direction you are going. Please, don't ask me how I know...