Hold My 🍟 Sauce

Today we pushed publish on the website that explains our newest invention at Convoi. Meet our Acceleratorrr . Trent did the whole website with Lovable. I am sure he would accept money to teach you how to use Ai to make a website.

https://accelerator.convoiventures.com/

We think we launched a startup accelerator that doesn’t suck. We have been stealthy about it for the last year, but now it’s alive and open for applications. Most accelerators are shit, because they mostly take. The Convoi acceleratorrr is based on giving, and tipping is optional, otherwise it’s free to the founder.

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Hold_my_fry_sauce pokes fun at Sillycon Slopes and got it right in this meme above. We want to be the best accelertorrr ever and save lives just like Y Combinator. Utah does it different that California.. so our invention will surely look and feel different in many ways.

For example, we are accepting any religious founders with new churches that want to accelerate membership growth. I just made that up but now I am realizing it’s a damn good idea. A religion accelerator would launch some great belief systems, mingled with MLMs.

If you know, you know: fry sauce isn’t just a condiment, it’s a way of life. Only in Utah do we treat that perfect pink blend of ketchup and mayo (plus whatever secret magic your favorite burger joint sneaks in) like liquid gold. We dip fries in it, drown burgers in it, and some of us have even been caught sneaking it into our Sunday rituals. It’s the sauce that makes outsiders raise an eyebrow and then ask for seconds. So here’s to the glorious, tangy, creamy nectar of the gods: fry sauce, the unofficial state treasure.

Thanks for enjoying my irreverence… as always. You know who you are, you lurk and love it. I am happy to be your outlet for loud laughter and Deseret Tech News

Happy 4:20

Scott X