Gesù Cristo is Back!!!
He has risen!!! I know it. But, then again, where is he at? Where did he go? Does anyone know?
He died for me!!! Wait, he didn’t have to do that. Thanks Jesus, for that. I will die one day too. So will you, the reader. Who do we die for?
Your book has been top of charts for so many years, Jesus. I haven’t bought it recently but I know it’s still trending. Have you thought of maybe doing podcast?
If you come back around again, where are you coming from? What technology will you use? I hope its not TikTok, that would be awkward.
Do you know where you will come back to? I would show up in same place they crucified you. They are all sorts of messed up over there, still!!! In fact, now that we are on that subject…you really need to help them out.
Jesus Christ, let’s go! I think you should run from President 2024 if you truly came back around and have risen. Rise Again!! Make Jesus Rise Again!
Is it possible you died at a ripe old age of 83 after the miracle at 33? Feels beautiful in my soul to think that you had a big happy family.
I don’t think that your story is any less cool if you died as grandpa Jesus. Doesn’t take away the fact that you still left the tomb after getting wrecked in your 30s.
I can see your life, so beautiful. You and Mary M. hook up and have some kids, while running a vineyard for 50 years outside the walls of Jerusalem, or maybe back in Nazareth.
The thought of this life you got to live makes me so happy for you brother.
To all the creators of Jesus and his story, I mostly thank you. To those who weaponize his story to subjugate people with guilt and judgment…stop it.
I am so excited by the thought that humans might make a belief system that can apply to every single person on earth…and be something special for each individual who believes.
It’s going to happen in my lifetime. It’s not Christianity, but some of Jesus’s teachings will surely be incorporated. Love was his best lesson. Not unique to him, but he sure leaned into it.
Even after all the translations and retellings, Love stands out as the only universal principle we should study more and practice more.
Thank you Jesus, for believing in yourself.