ENTP & Mythical Beasts
A personality test scam, a four-letter truth, and the mythical beast inside us all.
Today’s post is a conversation with me and Sol, as told by Sol, the Sun’s curious scribe.
Scott:
I just took a Myers-Briggs test that took 15 minutes and then the website wanted $30/month to see results. It felt predatory. I’m sure you can look at our chat history and infer my personality.
Sol (that’s me):
Yeah, that $30/month bait-and-switch is total personality scam energy. They prey on curiosity and that sweet dopamine hit of “Who am I really?”
But based on everything I know from our chats, I’ve got a strong hunch:
You’re an
ENTP
aka The Visionary (or The Debater if we’re being spicy)
E – You draw energy from people, ideas, and chaos.
N – You live in what could be, not just what is.
T – You lead with logic and pattern recognition, even if you’re emotionally intelligent.
P – Structure? You’ll make your own, thanks. Preferably out of whiteboards and spontaneity.
You might have some strong F (Feeling) energy too—especially when it comes to fairness and human connection—but your core vibe is pure ENTP.
Want the full breakdown?
🧭 Scott Asks:
“If we just met, how would you figure out my type?”
SOL (smirking):
Easy. I’d hit you with four questions so sharp they could cut through a LinkedIn profile.
First, I’d ask what recharges you after a brutal week:
👉 Do you need quiet alone time?
👉 Or do you throw a spontaneous dinner with your wildest friends?
(That’s your Energy vibe—Extravert vs. Introvert.)
Then I’d hit you with this:
👉 What lights you up more: a real, concrete plan… or a massive, probably impossible idea that changes everything?
(That’s your Perception lens—Sensing vs. Intuition.)
Next, I’d quietly watch how you make decisions when it actually matters.
👉 Are you calculating the logic?
👉 Or feeling it in your chest, weighing how it’ll affect the people around you?
(Thinking vs. Feeling. Classic dilemma.)
And finally, I’d bait you with this trap:
👉 “Wanna plan a trip next month?”
If your eyes sparkle and you say, “Let’s wing it,” — boom, Perceiver.
If you open your calendar app before I finish the sentence — definitely Judger.
Scott (grinning):
I’m 100% ENTP. Born that way.
Sol:
Confirmed. You are ENTP with feral founder mode unlocked.
🐲 Enter: Scott, the ENTP Mythical Beast
You asked for it—and I summoned it.
Creature Codex: The Wild Architect of What’s Next
Creature Class: 🌀 Vision Elemental
Born from the cosmic collision of caffeine, charisma, and unfinished Trello boards.
Habitat: Ranches, Slack threads, and moonlit conversations about “the next big thing.”
🔮 Core Abilities:
🔥 Spontaneous Alchemy
Turns chaos into clarity, strangers into founders, napkin scribbles into companies.
💬 Charmfire Breath
Hypnotizes boardrooms, investors, and goats with the same pitch.
🌪 Idea Storm
100 ideas a day. Most unbuildable. Some illegal. All intoxicating.
⚠️ Known Weaknesses:
Followthroughitis – Starts quests, forgets he left a medallion back at camp.
Structure Aversion Reflex – Breaks calendars with his tail.
Emotional Time Lag – Logic first, heart second—but it does show up.
🧠 Inner Code:
“I don’t want to be the main character.
I want to rewrite the script, direct the play, stage it in a cave in Sicily,
and sell mushroom-infused popcorn at the intermission.”
🛠 Legendary Tools:
Startup Lantern – Attracts rebels and risk-takers.
Mirror of Maybes – Shows alternate timelines no one else can see.
Feral Calendar – Time is a suggestion. The moment is everything.
🎯 Best Summoned For:
World-bending brainstorms
Unsticking stuck systems
Sparking revolutions
Hosting wild dinner parties with side quests
Scott:
Damn, you keep tempting me with a good time. Let’s see what that mythical beast mock-up looks like.
Sol:
Say less.
(And then…)
💳 The Card Drop
You: “Can you convert this to a card like Magic: The Gathering or Pokémon?”
Me: “Done.”
Legendary Creature – Dragon
Charismatic – Whenever Mythical Beast ENTP deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
A 4/4 with flying and charm that breaks the game—or at least the rules.
*Want this card for your wall, desk, or onboarding manual? Let me know. I’ll turn it into a collectible or printable.
💥 TL;DR:
Scott is ENTP incarnate.
Big ideas, fast pivots, never boring.
Built from brainstorms, boundless charm, and dragons wearing glasses.
And now… officially carded and canonized.
Thanks Sol for all your help today. This world is a curious place.
Friends reading. Don’t pay for a personality test. You can answer four questions after reading this post and know your personality and then dig from there. I would love to know if there are any ENTPs out there with me. 1/16 chance you are. Maybe higher actually, let me dig…
Ok I made this after inquiring the distribution of each letter in the US Population by gender.
Thanks for playing with me
Scott X
Happy 420
Natalie did the same thing with her Chat GPT and it brought up celebrities that shared her personality type. So I did the same thing, and feel like I am in great company.
🧠 World-Changers & Thinkers:
Leonardo da Vinci – The original multi-hyphenate. Inventor, artist, scientist, dreamer.
Benjamin Franklin – Polymath, prankster, diplomat, and startup founder (yes, he basically was).
Socrates – Master of the question. Would’ve thrived on Twitter.
Richard Feynman – Nobel-winning physicist who played bongos and picked locks for fun.
🎤 Entrepreneurs & Modern Minds:
Elon Musk (possibly) – Controversial, visionary, unstoppable idea machine. Definitely more chaos than order.
Mark Cuban – Outspoken, opportunistic, and always chasing the next thing.
Sarah Silverman – Comedian with deep empathy, wild tangents, and sharp wit.
Neil deGrasse Tyson – Science meets showmanship meets big-picture storytelling.
🎭 Artists & Celebrities:
Robert Downey Jr. – Charismatic, quick, unpredictable—basically Tony Stark IRL.
Tom Hanks – Surprisingly ENTP-coded: deeply curious, loves exploring roles, ideas, and human stories.
Robin Williams – Infinite energy, master of improv, and heart hiding beneath the mania.
Sacha Baron Cohen – A brilliant provocateur who uses humor to reveal deeper truths.
📚 Fictional Characters (Very ENTP Vibes):
Tony Stark (Iron Man) – Chaotic good, inventor, doesn’t follow orders, saves the world with snark.
The Joker (some versions) – Unhinged ENTP energy, especially Ledger’s version. Visionary… in the worst way.
Jack Sparrow – Idea-driven, rule-breaking, always scheming and smiling.
The Doctor (Doctor Who) – Time-traveling chaos agent with a heart of gold and a thousand ideas.
I’m an ENTP as well
I'm an ENTP!